A smile to start your day. After marrying a sweet young woman, a 90-year-old geezer tells his doctor they're expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a story," says the doc. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot."
"Impossible!" the geezer exclaims. "Somebody else must have shot that bear."
"Exactly," replies the doctor.
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