Sunday, April 29, 2007

My hero!

At 101-years-old, Clair Duckham, who co-founded the Dayton Cycling Club in 1961, pedaled his low-riding Whiz-Wheel trike from Vandalia to Troy Sunday morning under ideal bicycling weather in celebration of his recent birthday.
It's a trip that Clair said he has made hundreds of times over the years.
Among those who rode with Clair was former Ohio Gov. Bob Taft. This makes the sixth time that Taft rode in this birthday celebration ride, five times as a governor.
"It's a tradition," said Taft. "I'll be back next year if Clair rides."
The distance from Vandalia to Troy along the rural winding back roads of Montgomery and Miami Counties is 18 miles.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Oops, wrong kind of abstinence....

Deputy U.S. Secretary of State Randall Tobias, the former AIDS czar, resigned Friday after admitting he used the services of a Washington escort service.
Tobias -- in his former position as ambassador for the President's Emergency Fund for AIDS Relief -- was known for advocating sexual abstinence over condom use. More recently, he served as director of the U.S. Agency for International Development.
Tobias told ABC News Thursday he had been a customer of Pamela Martin and Associates, an escort service, although he said he received massages, not sex. His cell phone number was given the network by Judith Palfrey, nicknamed the "DC Madam," who faces federal charges for allegedly promoting prostitution.
"I'm sure as heck not going to be going to federal prison for one day, let alone, four to eight years, because I'm shy about bringing in the deputy secretary of whatever," Palfrey said in an interview with ABC to be broadcast next week.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

15 year old is an adult....

Sue Klang's head dropped to her hands Monday after Sauk County Circuit Judge Patrick Taggart ruled 16-year-old Eric Hainstock would stand trial as an adult for fatally shooting her husband Sept. 29.
Minutes later, Klang chose her words carefully for the media. "We are satisfied he's staying in adult court," Klang said. "I don't want him out free."
But she wasn't happy, she said - that word wasn't fitting for a tragedy all around.
"There's no good that comes out of this," she said. "There's no 'happy' there."
Monday ended a five-day hearing - a minitrial really - on a defense request that Hainstock be waived from adult to juvenile court, where, if convicted, the state would have been forced to release him at age 25.
Instead, he faces a maximum sentence of life in prison without parole if convicted of first- degree intentional homicide.
Klang, widow of Weston School Principal John Klang, said treating Hainstock as a juvenile would have only encouraged those who use the Internet to exhort teenagers to school shootings and violence. "There are people out there to whom Eric Hainstock is a god," Klang said.
Klang said she doesn't blame anyone for the events. "I don't know if there is a blame - the school and social services were identifying problems (with Hainstock), and the family wasn't following through."
Hainstock is accused of shooting Klang three times in the hallway of the school outside Cazenovia as the principal tried to wrestle a handgun away from him. Hainstock was 15 at the time.
When he was arrested, he had a box of 12 shotgun shells and 44 bullets for the handgun in the pouch of his hooded sweatshirt, state Department of Justice special agent Elizabeth Feagles testified Monday.
Sauk County District Attorney Patricia Barrett, who opposed treating Hainstock as a juvenile, said he faces an arraignment and a trial on the charges. But defense attorney Rhoda Ricciardi said Hainstock's defense team would have to decide first whether to appeal Taggart's ruling.
Ricciardi argued Hainstock would not get adequate treatment for his depression, hyperactivity and other personality disorders in Wisconsin's adult prisons.
She also told Taggart that Hainstock's behavior reflected untreated trauma in Hainstock's childhood, including sexual and physical abuse.
Hainstock, she argued, reacted violently to being touched unexpectedly, and defense witnesses testified that the teenager had no ability to carry out a plan to murder the principal.
After he was arrested the day of the shooting, two videos were made of Hainstock in the Sauk County Jail. In the first, the youth said he didn't intend to kill the principal, that he just wanted to talk to Klang about classmates who picked on him and called him a fag.
In the second, much shorter video, Hainstock is shown telling a jailer that he doubts his lawyer will be able to get him out of jail. "I doubt that'll happen since it's attempted (sic) homicide, I guess," the teenager said. "Which really sucks 'cause I can't ever hunt now."
A bit later on the video, Hainstock said to the jailer, "I have a question. Does (sic) felonies go away when you are 18? 'Cause that's what I was told was when you turn 18, your felonies are dropped because you're not a juvenile anymore."
Making the ruling, Taggart agreed that Hainstock probably wouldn't get adequate treatment in adult prisons.
But Taggart said the evidence showed "a level of organization" that demonstrated intent by Hainstock, and the judge said he had to consider whether juvenile court penalties would be severe enough to deter other potential school shooters.
On a police video shown Friday, Hainstock said he wanted to talk to Klang and his teachers about classmates who regularly called him a fag, rubbed up against him and punched him.
He told police he ate breakfast that Friday morning, then waited until his parents, Shawn and Priscilla Hainstock, went to work before getting two of his father's guns from locked cabinets and loading them, getting gasoline out of a lawnmower and putting it in a truck, then driving to school.
That "does show a level of organization toward a goal," Taggart said.
Ricciardi argued Hainstock's plan was to make somebody listen to his complaints.
"His plan was not to kill somebody," she said. "He was grabbed. He freaked out. Please listen to him now."
Sue Klang said she opposed Hainstock's transfer into juvenile court at least partly because she believes that's what her husband would have wanted.
She also said the same people who revile her on Web sites as "a liar" and "a poor excuse for a Christian" would be encouraged if Hainstock faced more limited, juvenile court penalties.
No trial date was set.

Wisconsin to make fuel from pooh!

Making motor fuel from corn comes with a variety of problems, from the amount of energy it takes to produce ethanol to the impact on food prices.
But a report prepared today for a biofuels conference at Monona Terrace says other burnable material such as prairie grass, crop residue, papermaking waste or cow manure holds far greater promise for turning Wisconsin into an energy powerhouse.
Switchgrass grown at Agrecol, a business of agricultural ecological solutions in Evansville.
Wisconsin has almost 15 million tons of potential excess "biomass" that could produce 1.3 billion gallons of ethanol per year, enough to displace half of the 2.6 billion gallons of gasoline consumed in the state last year, according to the report from Better Environmental Solutions.
If burned to produce electricity, this same amount of biomaterial could also replace about 15 million tons of coal, roughly 55 percent of the state's entire coal use, the report said.
Tapping into these renewable resources is important because Wisconsin is almost totally dependent on importing its energy sources. Some $12 billion in energy spending leaves the state each year for purchasing coal, gasoline, natural gas or other fuels.
Expanding biofuel production will reduce this job and income drain and create better markets for the state's agricultural and forest production, the report said.
"Wisconsin has major untapped biomass reserves," said report author Brett Hulsey, president of Better Environmental Solutions. "While the state may not be able to match Silicon Valley as a high tech leader, it could be the Cellulose Prairie and Forest for biopower and biofuels."
The report was released today at the Nelson Institute Conference "Sustaining the Wisconsin Landscape: Biofuels Challenges and Opportunities."
Also today, Rod Nilsestuen, secretary of the state Department of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection, announced formation of a 12-state North Central Bio Economy Consortium.
The effort, which is being helped with a $100,000 grant from the Energy Foundation of San Francisco, is aimed at using perennial crops and crop residues to turn the Midwest into a leader in the next stage of bio-energy development.
Virtually all the biofuel produced in the U.S. comes from corn. Iowa and Illinois are the leading states in producing ethanol from corn. With the opening of United Ethanol in Milton on March 29, Wisconsin now has six operating ethanol facilities compared to more than 50 plants in Iowa.
But the Midwest states also have up to 231 million tons of potential excess biomass each year, according to the report. If converted to ethanol, this could yield 13.9 billion gallons of motor fuel, more than doubling current ethanol production. This excess biomass could also be burned, replacing 154 million tons of coal or about one-third of the coal burned in the 12 Midwest states each year.
"The Midwest is the potential biofuel Saudi Arabia of America," said Hulsey.
Wisconsin Gov. Jim Doyle has been a big booster of the biofuels industry, proposing $40 million in his budget to promote renewable fuels including $5 million for a cellulosic ethanol plant.
Erin Roth, president of the Wisconsin Petroleum Council, said the oil industry is not opposed to ethanol per se, as long as its use is not mandated. A bill to require ethanol to be added to gasoline in Wisconsin failed to gain passage in the Legislature.
"We feel the market should decide," said Roth.
Roth's group is supporting legislative initiatives being advanced by the Wisconsin Soybean Association designed to develop and enhance Wisconsin's marketplace for biodiesel, Those initiatives include regulations to ensure the quality of biodiesel fuel; tax incentives for wholesalers, retailers and bulk users of biodiesel; and requiring all state motor fleets to increase their use of biodiesel to 20 percent by 2010 and 50 percent by 2015.
Hulsey's report said the state's greatest natural resources are its forests and wood products; corn production and corn stover, a major biomass source; dairy and beef cattle, therefore manure; and prairie grasslands in the Conservation Reserve Program and other conservation programs.
The state also has the largest papermaking facilities in the country, with many mills using wood for energy and looking for new sources of energy and revenue to compete with stiff international competition.
Already there are promising projects in the works. The Flambeau Paper Mill in Park Falls is experimenting with an advanced ethanol project and several Wisconsin ethanol plants are studying advanced biopower projects.
"If we take these steps, we will speed our efforts to reduce our dependence on foreign oil, coal and save money while creating jobs and helping family farmers," Hulsey said.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Einstein sighting at University of Arizona

A student was cited and released for minor in possession while attending Spring Fling, 4502 N. First Ave., around 10 p.m. April 12.Police saw a man helping a woman who was bent over a garbage can. The man then held the student in a "baby-lap position," according to reports.The officer approached them to check on the woman. She said she did not have identification but identified herself with her CatCard.The student's eyes were red and watery and her speech was slurred.When she put her CatCard back in her wallet, the officer saw her Arizona driver's license and found the girl was 20 years old.She was cited and released for minor in possession, after telling the officer that citing her was unfair because Albert Einstein was following her.

The saga of Cazenovia continues

It is amazing how these incidents just go from bad to worse.....what to do with this 15 year old?


Eric Hainstock's voice was flat in a video interview with police Sept. 29 as he confessed to shooting Weston School Principal John Klang not even three hours before.
In a grainy video with bad audio, the 15-year-old high school freshman sprawled in a chair in bloodied pants and shirt as he told investigators that he didn't want to kill Klang when he took two loaded guns to school that Friday morning.
Why did he pull the trigger then? police asked. "I just freaked out," the teenager said. At another point, he mumbled, "My adrenaline was going."
Asked whether he fired the gun three times at Klang by accident or on purpose, he responded, "On purpose."
"It was pop, and then a couple of seconds later, pop, and then a couple seconds later, pop," Hainstock said, describing the sequence of shots fired in a school hallway decorated for homecoming.
The video confession was played Friday, the fourth day of a hearing before Sauk County Circuit Judge James Taggart to decide whether Hainstock should be treated as an adult or a juvenile in Klang's murder.
The hearing, sought by defense attorneys, is expected to continue through Tuesday.
On Friday, Sauk County District Attorney Patricia Barrett called witnesses who testified they saw Hainstock after he came through the school's front door with two loaded guns.
Weston guidance counselor Angela Young said she heard Hainstock say, "I'm here to (expletive) kill somebody."
And special education teacher James Nowak testified he saw Hainstock point the handgun at Klang's head, then sweep the gun toward Nowak. "That's when Mr. Klang made his move," Nowak said.
During Hainstock's video confession, he told police Klang started coming closer and closer, and finally caught the boy in a bear hug. "He wrapped his arms around me, and I fired," the boy said.
"I shot him," Hainstock said.
On the video, he demonstrated how he fired the .22-caliber revolver from underneath his left armpit. "Then, when (Klang) fell down and took me down with him, I nailed him in the leg," he told investigators.
At one point during Hainstock's video confession, he loudly cracked his knuckles. At another point, he asked what kind of shoes the jail was going to give him.
A bit later, he asked if jail officers would let him keep wearing a plastic bracelet given him by his girlfriend.
He asked about a phone call to which he was entitled. He told investigators he would use it to call his girlfriend or his best friend, not his parents - he told police he didn't want his parents notified.
On the video, Hainstock said he awakened at 6 a.m. that morning feeling like he couldn't take any more insults from his classmates - classmates who regularly called him a fag, rubbed up against him and punched him, he said.
Hainstock said he wanted to talk to Klang and his teachers about the incidents. He told police he ate breakfast, then waited until his parents, Shawn and Priscilla Hainstock, had gone to work before getting two of his father's guns from locked cabinets and loading them. He said he was going to talk to Klang.
"I was just going to hold it (the gun) out," he said on the video.
After school custodian Dave Thompson wrestled the shotgun away from him at the front door of the school, Hainstock said, "I pulled out the handgun, pulled the cock back and fired" at Klang.
During the video interview, state Justice Department Special Agent Elizabeth Feagles pointed out blood stains on Hainstock's pants and shirt. Hainstock said it was "blood from the principal."
With the interviewing winding down, Feagles asked him how he felt. "Tired," the teenager said.
Do you wish this hadn't happened? Feagles pressed.
"I don't wish nothing," Hainstock said. "I'm just tired."

It is eerie how similar this is to VT and happening this week

Eric Hainstock, who allegedly shot and killed the principal at his rural Sauk County school, was bullied by classmates but bullied other kids himself, a friend and a teacher testified Wednesday.
Hainstock, 16, who is charged with shooting Weston High School Principal John Klang on Sept. 29 at the school, was constantly bullied by "quite a few" kids, said his friend, Morgan Gudenschwager, during the second day of a hearing to determine whether a first-degree intentional homicide charge against Hainstock should remain in adult court or be sent to juvenile court.
Gudenschwager, 15, said Hainstock was bullied and was called names by other students and said he and Hainstock had reported the bullying "about 30 times" to school officials.
He said nothing was ever done about it. Gudenschwager's grandfather, Allen Gudenschwager, also testified he reported the bullying but nothing was ever done.

But on cross-examination by Sauk County District Attorney Patricia Barrett, Morgan Gudenschwager agreed that Hainstock did his share of bullying, too, that it was "kind of a two-way street."
Math and physical education teacher Corey Brunett, who had held Hainstock down after a wounded Klang had already wrestled the alleged shooter to the ground, expressed similar sentiments.
"I would classify him as someone who would more likely give and take than be the victim," Brunett said.
Hainstock's attorneys, public defenders Rhoda Ricciardi and Jon Helland, presented Hainstock in court as the victim of bullying from kids at school and physical and sexual abuse from an extended family member. Hainstock also suffers from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and is socially maladjusted, they said.
They want his case removed to juvenile court so that he can receive treatment.
If tried as a juvenile, Hainstock could be kept in a juvenile correctional facility until he is 25 years old. As an adult, he would face life in prison with release on extended supervision possible only after serving 20 years.
Under state law, anyone 15 or older who is charged with first-degree intentional homicide is automatically charged in adult court.
Earlier Wednesday, child psychiatrist Marty Beyer said under cross examination from Barrett that once Hainstock is released at age 25 from a juvenile facility, she could not guarantee that even with a combination of treatments that he would be prepared to face society.
"I can't predict it that specifically," Beyer said. "But likely with a combination of services that meet his needs he won't be acting out from immaturity or trauma."
Shelley Hagan, of the state Division of Juvenile Corrections, said there would be nothing the state could do to keep Hainstock behind bars or on supervision once he's released from a juvenile facility.
Gerald Konitzer, a section chief from the state Department of Corrections Bureau of Offender Classification and Movement, testified that there's a "maybe 10 percent" chance that juveniles sentenced for an adult crime would be sent initially to juvenile facilities during their teen years before being transferred to adult prisons. But Ricciardi said she was told by someone else at the DOC that there's a "99.9 percent chance" that if convicted, Hainstock would be initially assigned to the Green Bay Correctional Institution for its special education program.

Iraq and VT

I have been wondering how the famlies of the war dead feel with all the publicity on VT. In the last 3 weeks, I am sure there have been 33 dead in Iraq.....what a shame all around.....


Wineke: Thousands die while Congress, Bush duck
BILL WINEKE
Just so we don't forget: As of Thursday morning, some 68 American service members have died in Iraq during April.
At least one American has been killed every day of this month. On some days, six have been killed. One day saw the death of nine Americans.


I don't want to take anything away from the horror we're all feeling at the senseless murder of 32 people Monday at Virginia Tech. The idea that students and their teachers can be minding their own business studying in quiet classrooms only to meet a violent death is deeply disturbing.
The students didn't deserve to die.
But neither did the service members who died in Iraq. They, too, had homes and families and friends. They, too, had hopes of bright futures that will now never be.
Sometimes, we can allow statistics to numb us to the horror of what is happening around us.
We are shocked at the Virginia Tech massacre because it involved so many. The situation would have been just as horrifying had only one person been murdered - but it would have been a minor "story" and would have been soon forgotten.
We pay virtually no attention to the daily accumulation of reports of American deaths in Iraq for the opposite reason. So many have died - 3,314 at latest count - that one more American death seems just a blip, one reported only in the community the fallen soldier called home.
The deaths of Iraqis, the people we invaded to help, are newsworthy only when something spectacular happens.
The deaths of 32 at Virginia Tech - 33 when you count the killer, who surely was a victim of his own derangement - shocked us to the core. But the death of 33 Iraqi citizens is a virtually daily occurrence. On Wednesday, more than 230 people were killed or found dead in Iraq.
The Virginia Tech victims had families, friends and futures. The U.S. service members had families, friends and futures. The Iraqis had . . . well, you get the picture.
That's why it was so dismaying to see reports emerge Wednesday from President Bush's meeting with congressional leaders. They all keep posturing. They all keep weaving and ducking. None of them - not the president, not the leaders of Congress of either party - is talking seriously about the situation in Iraq or about how we can end the seemingly endless killing.
Perhaps they have nothing to say.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Richland County, Wisconsin

A couple of weeks ago, we were visiting relatives and drove through Cazenovia. The road sign said the population was 325 and there were a couple of bars and a gas station and maybe a store or two.

This area is becoming very Amish. Very rural wtth residences far, far apart once you get out of the 'metropolis.' I can appreciate feeling abandoned in this situation and the results can only be ugly. Being hated at being called names and picked on. It certainly does not justify the ugly thing he did, but that feeling of bleakness is hard to overcome.

It is ironic that his hearings are during this very dark week at Virginia Tech.


We need to tak better care of the kids.....



Eric Hainstock woke up Friday morning, Sept. 29, feeling desperate.
The 15-year-old wanted someone to recognize how tormented he was in school and how unhappy at home.
He hated being called a "fag," and he wanted school officials to stop upperclassmen from picking on him.
He loaded two guns from his parents' house, took gas out of the lawn mower and put it in his parents' truck, then drove to school.
That's what child psychologist Marty Beyer, a defense witness, testified Tuesday in Sauk County Circuit Court.
"I had no plan," Hainstock told Beyer after the shooting. "I wanted to make people listen. No one would help."
Hainstock is charged with first-degree intentional homicide for allegedly shooting Weston School Principal John Klang three times with a handgun while Klang wrestled with him at the school on Sept. 29.
The testimony Tuesday came during the first of several days of a "reverse waiver" hearing, where Hainstock's public defenders, Jon Helland and Rhoda Ricciardi, are seeking to convince Judge James Taggart that Hainstock should be tried as a juvenile rather than as an adult.
Sauk County District Attorney Patricia Barrett will get her chance to present witnesses later this week.
If Hainstock, who is now 16, is tried and convicted as an adult, he faces a possible life sentence without parole. As a juvenile, he could be released at age 25, said Helland.
"This is very significant," Helland said of the hearing, which is expected to last through Thursday.
Beyer, a Virginia psychologist who interviewed Hainstock for 11 hours in January and reviewed police and social services records, said the records showed the teen-ager had been sexually abused when he was 6 by a 13-year-old stepbrother and physically abused by his father and adoptive mother.
Ruth Willis, wife of the Rev. Paul Willis at Valton Friends Church, which Hainstock attended, said a few years ago she told Mike Ecker, then the Weston principal, that Hainstock could become a school shooter if no one helped him.
"I told him if he didn't find help for this boy, he was going to have another Columbine on his hands," Willis testified. "I could see the signs in Eric - he lived in a house with lots of guns. He needed someone in his corner."
Willis said Hainstock was part of the youth group at the church when she and her husband arrived five years ago, and she took him under her wing, helping him with his homework, buying him clothes, working with his teachers.
But Hainstock's parents, Sean and Priscilla Hainstock, began to resent her involvement, Willis said, and the boy began to take advantage of her. She withdrew from the family, she said.
But she described Hainstock as charming and helpful. "I believe Satan entered that boy, and that's what caused him to do this," Willis testified.
Beyer said Hainstock was diagnosed with learning disabilities and attention deficit disorder when he was 4 and was treated, off and on, with Ritalin to calm him.
Every year brought the same school assessment of Hainstock's social and academic difficulties, she said, but plans to help him were inadequate.
He moved seven times in eight years as his parents divorced, then found new partners. At one point, Beyer said, Hainstock didn't see his biological mother for three years.
Willis said the boy would get a little crazy every year around Christmas and his birthday because his biological mother would promise to visit but never did. "He wanted to hear from his biological mother," she said.
'Grandma listened'
Irene Hainstock, the boy's paternal grandmother, was the first to testify on his behalf. She wept at times when she said he had been a loving and affectionate youngster. "He liked to talk, and Grandma listened," she said.
Her grandson frequently arrived at her house after arguing with his parents, she said, and he lived with her for a while. "He was terribly nervous and jumpy and easily flustered," she said.
A pediatrician prescribed Ritalin, and Irene Hainstock said it helped calm the boy. But, she said, Sean Hainstock later decided he didn't want his son to take the medication.
The teenager called her from jail right after the shooting, Irene Hainstock testified. "I said, 'Eric, what have you done?' and he said, 'Grandma, I don't know. Something snapped in my head.' "
Letter confis cated
Beyer revealed the teen-ager wrote a letter to Klang's widow, Sue, from jail, though it was confiscated by officers and never delivered.
In the letter, he wrote, "It's me, Eric. I'm sorry for what happened."
Hainstock wrote that, "I often cry about what happened. I know it will never be the same."
He ended with "I'm so sorry" and a little drawing of a heart.
Beyer said the letter showed Hainstock was out of touch and emotionally immature. "He doesn't seem to realize what it would be for Mrs. Klang to receive such a letter," Beyer said.
Beyer also said Hainstock's behavior at school - talking too much, interrupting conversations, hyperactivity - may have prompted other students to pick on him.
"They picked on him for many years," Beyer testified, "early on because of his learning disabilities - he couldn't keep up in reading and math - and later on because of his body odor, wearing clothes that smelled and wearing some clothes day in and day out."
Most recently, however, Beyer said he was most troubled by being called gay when he was not.
The hearing is expected to continue today.

I hate the "Final Arrangement" ads....

I feel a senior moment coming on
The calendar stares at me in black, white and sepia. Try as I might, I can’t change the reality of dates as they swiftly approach.
In recent months, dates such as April 3 have commanded my attention. That was election day, and it was a big deal to folks like journalists, unethical political consultants and yard-sign makers. In a few weeks, I’ll focus on the date when we publish a special edition. We fondly call it Gradzilla, because gathering the names of all high-school graduates is a monster task.
But for now, I’m zeroing in on two more dates. On those days I will visit schools in Blue Springs and Independence to speak in career-day programs.
I’m comfortable in front of groups, and I’ve addressed kids many times. So why should I feel differently now?
Maybe it’s because I’ve crossed the threshold and actually become what my son started calling me more than a decade ago. Something that’s anathema to the whippersnappers I’ll be addressing: Geezer.
A few months back, I hit 55. When the calendar turned, I became a candidate for age-related safe-driving courses, specialized insurance solicitors and even an occasional senior discount.
I can only pray that Depends remain a long way off.
Of course, my family and friends have poked fun at my gray hair for years. I found my first silver-colored strands while in college. But now, after looking at my hairbrush, I’m just happy to have any gray left on my head.
As they say, it beats the alternative — and I’m not talking about Grecian Formula.
I guess there’s just no denying that I am old. Why, I even remember when the Royals were really good and the Chiefs were really bad.
What more proof do I need?
When I turned 55, I also became eligible for early retirement. Oh, it’s not gonna happen anytime soon. If I surrendered my keyboard now, my pension might be visible with a microscope. In terms of corporate numbers, at least, I’m not so old, after all.
Of course, my son will never believe that. A few years ago, I told him that if he was going to tease me he had to do it right. He had to show some creativity.
I soon started hearing things like: “You’re so old … that Noah gave you your first boat ride.”
Soon his friends, and even my wife, were contributing such day-brighteners.
But I haven’t heard any for quite awhile. I wonder if the calendar has moved too many pages and they want to spare the old guy’s feelings.
Nah.
And neither will the kids at the career-day events. They might think I’m chronologically challenged, but I haven’t lost all of my skills.
In fact, I can still do something that few kids today have ever experienced: Program a VCR.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Bike trouble? Steal a car....

Woman has Bicycle Trouble -- Steals Car

Police in Florida have said that 50-year-old Kathleen Mary Pedemonti stole a car after she was having trouble with the bike she was riding. Ms Pedemonti jumped into a 2006 Chevy on the 26th of March after it was left running.
She will face a grand theft auto charge in court on the 10th of May, according to the paper Florida Today. The car was found because the man who owned the Monte Carlo had GPS installed, and police just followed its signal.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Confesions of an Old Geezer

While resting at a mall on what he calls "husband benches," Richard J. Schwartz Sr. came up with the idea of writing Confessions of an Old Geezer.Schwartz, 86, self-published the 236-page account of his life in November 2005 through AuthorHouse.
"I wrote it for my ego," he said with a chuckle.His wife of 64 years, Vivian, chimed in, "He's an old geezer now. Just teasing. He doesn't act his age."Schwartz, who worked for Eastman Kodak Co. in Rochester, N.Y., for 27 years, said there are some humorous anecdotes in the book, as the title may indicate.But more importantly, he said, within the 10 chapters are thought-provoking stories about the early 1920s, the Great Depression and his late teen years. There also are tales of his days in the military, his family and camping outings and remembrances of Faun Lake, where he and his wife lived in upstate New York.The couple bought a place in Tavares in 1980. They spent the winter months there and have lived there permanently for nearly three years.Schwartz said of the title, "I thought it would catch people's attention."The military years tell of the 39 months from December 1942 to March 1946 he spent in the Army. He went to officer's school and was stationed at MacDill Air Force Base for two years. He later got on a ship and sailed for 40 days to get to Okinawa."I was on a ship longer than my brother," Schwartz said. "He was in the Navy."While in Okinawa, Schwartz began writing a diary to give to his wife when he got home. The first date of entry is June 25, 1945, and the 51 pages were rewritten into the book. Toward the end of the diary it tells of coming home."Some of the men got off the ship and kissed the ground," he said. "We were happy to be back in the United States."After retiring from Eastman Kodak, he and his wife started an RV business in New York state. They operated the business for 22 years. Schwartz, who has three children, four grandchildren and four great-grandchildren, sold the business to his son Richard Schwartz Jr.All members of the family have a copy of the book.The younger Schwartz, who has since sold that business and moved to Oregon, said, "The book is a great account of my parents' life back then, and I learned a few things I didn't know before about my dad."It sounds like he's the kind of guy I would have liked to hang around with when I was younger -- he had a lot of fun."The final chapter of the book is called "Reflections," which includes "words of wisdom concerning what an old geezer has learned, or not learned, during his . . . years on Earth."And it's where the term "husband bench" was coined.He said the inspiration to write his memoirs came to him while sitting on a "husband bench" at a mall in Greece, N.Y., a suburb of Rochester: "Husband benches (my own terminology) are the park type benches placed in strategic locations in shopping malls, usually in the center court, or arcade areas," he writes."This is a gathering place, usually for men waiting for their wives to meet them following a shopping spree. . . . I happened to be alone that afternoon on the husband bench so I engaged in people watching. . . . One observation that came to mind was the lack of senior citizens in the octogenarian group such as myself. Then it dawned on me, there aren't too many of us left on the planet. . . . A few days later I fired-up my word processor and started to type."The elder Schwartz designed the cover of the book. He looked at it and said, "You know what is amazing? It's how much I can remember. You think of one thing and it reminds you of something else."After flipping through the pages, he said, "I enjoy reading my own book. I'm going to read it again."Schwartz started writing his second book, Calories are Crumbling, some time ago. His humorous outlook on dieting has about 3,000 words now."I haven't decided to finish it," he said. "I may someday."Confessions of an Old Geezer is $15 in paperback and $20 in hardcover, including shipping and handling. To purchase one, call Schwartz at 352-343-6150 or e-mail him at rch5070@localnet.com.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

list of annoying people at the game....

Top 10 Most Annoying Fans At A Game

10. Drunks. OK, being drunk may contribute to this entire list, but let's get rid of them now (if only it were that easy).

9. Any guy over 16 wearing a glove. Come on, dude, look at yourself.

8. Old guy who sits in student section and continually yells "Sit down in front!" Hey, geezer, sit someplace else.

7. Anybody who sits a quarter-mile from the field and yells at players or officials as if they can hear him/her. (Also using the flash on your disposable camera from that distance and figuring it makes a difference.)

6. The guy who waits until fourth down on the goal line to stand and order his hot dog and sixth beer.

5. Anybody who gets hysterical because a TV camera is aimed your way. (You are guilty of this, admit it.)

4. The guy who listens to you and your friends and corrects everything you say about the game. (Shoot him, 'cause no jury will convict you.)

3. The guy with the hairy back who takes off his shirt. (Dennis Salvagio gets a pass -- I guess.)

2. Any fat guy sitting next to you in those 19-inch arena seats. (I can't stand that, but I blame the seats.)

But the most annoying has to be:1. Anyone who blocks your view by leaving early, no matter how close the game may be. (If you don't care about how it ends, stay home and change the channel!)But that's just me.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

We were in Viroqua last week at this time

glad we decided to go last week, although it was bitterly cold.....why does that word want to be cod?


More spring-like temperatures are expected in Wisconsin after the snow storm that hit the state yesterday.
Following highs today in the 30s, it is expected to reach the 40s statewide tomorrow and Saturday, the upper 40s to the low 50s Sunday and the 50s Monday.
Most of those who lost power during yesterday's storm have it back today.
Alliant Energy and We Energies reported 30,000 customers each without power at times yesterday.
But they said only about 100 were still out today.
Milwaukee and Madison broke snowfall records for the date yesterday, with seven inches falling in Milwaukee and 5.3 inches in Madison.
Milwaukee got a trace of additional snowfall overnight while Madison had an additional .4".
The weather service says other major accumulations for the storm included Taylor (nine and a half inches), Viroqua (eight), Waupaca (7.1) and Arcadia and Richland Center (seven).

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

gotta love this geezer

My dad sits in the corner.....I wonder.....



You don't need to be a rock historian to know Rolling Stone Keith Richards has enjoyed the odd narcotic.
But the legendary guitarist and songwriter, whose fondness for drugs has been openly acknowledged for decades, astonished even his hardened fans with his admission in British music bible NME that he once snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
Richards, 63, told the magazine his unusual experiment with paternally enhanced cocaine came after his father's cremation five years ago.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father.
"I snorted my father. He was cremated, and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow," Richards said in the interview, which was posted on NME's website. Richards's father, Bert, died in 2002 at the age of 84. "My dad wouldn't have cared," he said, adding: "It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
An NME spokeswoman said the story was genuine and not a late April Fool's joke. But Richards' long-time manager Jane Rose last night insisted the rocker was joking. "Can't believe anyone took it seriously," Ms Rose told MTV News.
Richards said he was proud of his ability to survive despite the excesses of his lifestyle.
"I was No1 on the 'Who's Likely To Die' list for 10 years. Some doctor told me I had six months to live, and I went to their funeral."
But he admitted his survival was partly the result of luck.