Love the commercial about milk shakes

They are playing a commercial on TV with a couple of guys shaking cows and singing part of Kelis' Milk Shake song. I am amazed there is not outrage over this. I guess the geezers have not seen the lyrics to the song. For the assistance of both of my readers, here you go.....



My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,and they're like,its better than yours,damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to chargeMy milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,and they're like,its better than yours,damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to chargeI know you want it, the thing that makes me, what the guys go crazy for.They lose their minds, the way I wind,I think its timela la-la la la,warm it up.la la-la la la,the boys are waitingla la-la la la,warm it up.la la-la la la,the boys are waitingMy milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,and they're like,its better than yours,damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to chargeMy milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,and they're like,its better than yours,damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to chargeI can see youre on it,you want me to teach thetechniques that freaks these boys,it can't be bought,just know, thieves get caught,watch if your smart,la la-la la la,warm it up,la la-la la la,the boys are waiting,la la-la la la,warm it up,la la-la la la,the boys are waiting,My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,and they're like,its better than yours,damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to chargeMy milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,and they're like,its better than yours,damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to chargeOnce you get involved,everyone will look this way-so,you must maintain your charm,same time maintain your halo,just get the perfect blend,plus what you have within,then next his eyes are squint,then he's picked up your scent,la la-la la la,warm it up,la la-la la la,the boys are waiting,la la-la la la,warm it up,la la-la la la,the boys are waitingMy milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,and they're like,its better than yours,damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge.My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,and they're like,its better than yours,damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge.

I think it is a great play on the song.....and I like the song originally.....

geez, some guys need a date....

I'm glad I am from Wisconsin:( And they stopped at Walmart to buy comdoms before they went to the cemetery.....ewwww


RICHLAND CENTER, Wis. - A lawmaker says he will propose a law to outlaw necrophilia in Wisconsin after the attempted robbery of a grave in Cassville.
Sen. Dale Schultz, R-Richland Center, said he was stunned to learn there isn't such a law in effect in the state, which he said leaves law enforcement with few tools to use in such cases.
Twin brothers have been charged in Grant County Circuit Court with attempted third-degree sexual assault and attempted misdemeanor theft in the incident last Saturday .
Someone had called police after seeing suspicious activity. Authorities said they found a hole had been dug down to the vault of a girl who was killed in a motorcycle accident Aug. 27, but the vault had not been opened.
Sheriff Keith Govier said the three never had any contact with the victim but had seen a newspaper obituary on her death, which included a photo.
Court documents quoted Radke as saying one of the accused had wanted to dig the body up for sex.
Attempted third-degree sexual assault carries up to five years in prison and a fine of $12,500, and the theft charge carries up to four months in jail and a $5,000 fine.
Laws against necrophilia in other states carry penalties of up to eight years.